KITTENS PENANT FEVER!!!!!
PORT MORESBY - The waning weeks of fall once again bring the fans of the Baseball PFFL to a stupendous frenzy, where tears are shed over wasted talent and beautiful "double plays" alike. This year is no exception, and the tears are extra extreme this time around because of the wild and out of control play off picture!!!!The Port Moresby Flowers are only 10 points out of first place, due largely to the superior play of Ryan Howard. Howard-mania has swept the depressing and criminally infested streets of Port Moresby, where millions of Port Moresbians have taken to wearing black in tribute to the baddest, blackest man on the planet. (see picture) With every "tater" Howard blasts out of the stadium, fires are set, babies are smashed, and wild week-long celebrations commence. In fact, often the riot proceeding one homer has not even ended by the time the next "dinger" is blasted!
posted by The Minister of Information @ 5:06 PM
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