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Barfielders Management : Crazed WBC Fan

Greensburg - Strange things are afoot at the top of the "Baseball PFFL". Barfield of Dreams ownership have apparently eaten some of their own magic beans and traded their closer (Ryan Dempster), best player (Derrick Lee), and excellent starter (Tim Hudson) for the angry young WBC superstar Carlos Zambrano.

The "Z-Dawg", as Barfield managment has taken to calling him, has looked awful this year since his excellent play in the WBC. He nonetheless garnered a trade in exchange for the entire emotional core of the Barfielders, causing Adam "When it comes to having sex with men, I am never" Dunn to weep openly when he discovered he would be seperated from Ryan "Cumdumpster" Dempster.

League sources were unavailable for comment, though Jason Bay was heard saying "Thank God I'm off that sinking ship, the ship that is leading the league."

posted by The Minister of Information @ 12:26 PM