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GUESS PUJOLS IS COMING TO DINNER!!!!???!?!?!

Port Moresby - An announcement today from the front offices of the Kittens confirms that the Blockbuster deal of the century will return inhuman hitting machine Albert Pujols to the city of Port Moresby. The news was greeted with widespread rioting, fires, "street" celebrations and also more fires.

Many of you will remember Pujols (pictured here on left) coming up through the Port Moresby farm system. In 1980, the then 19 year old hit 1.200 with the AA Rabaul Airpuffs, setting a batting-average record. This was, of course, before the banning of Pujo's famous "double hit" where he would swing and get a hit and then immediately swing and hit the ball again before the ball managed to escape him.

Pujols has made a quite a name for himself since then, unfortunately all while wearing Infrontofu pinstripes. Thank goodness Kittens management was able to pull off this trade, sending team mascot Travis Hafner, team anchor Chone Figgins, and team designated driver Mike Mussina away. As a long time sports columnist I litereally can not think of a single thing that could go wrong with this deal.

Viva Los Pujols!!!!

posted by The Minister of Information @ 10:38 AM