Week 3 Update
Port Moresby - Finally, the Kittens have gotten around to shedding the fat to GET LEAN! The recent trade of Manny Ramierez and Grady Siezmore to Cape Cod has in one fell swoop rid the team of all the clubhouse cancer. It was, to quote league insiders, "Like Chemotherapy" (the painless and always successful cancer treatment.) Also traded was Matt Clement, who was more like a clubhouse polyp.In the trade the Kittens received three players with names that are either nonsense or simply crude sexual terms: Chone Figgins, BJ Ryan and Oscar Villarreal. They are (in layman's terms) a Speedy Gonzalez, a Foghorn Leghorn, and a Marvin the Martian. Kittens management raved about their aquisitions saying "We are proud to recieve these decent players in trade for our superstars. Little does Cape Cod Management know, but our Poison Pill was Matt Clement. He will give them one decent start, and then immediately shit the bed. VICTORY!"
Barfield Management was less kind, calling the trade a "mistake" and a "panic" move.
posted by The Minister of Information @ 11:43 AM
1 Comments:
GETTING A TRADE THROUGH IS A GOOD THING, DOG! BEING TRADED IS THE HIGHEST HONOR A PLAYER CAN HAVE HEY CAN I GET INTO THE HALL OF FAME BECAUSE I GOT TRADED SO MUCH? MY HOME RUNS IS NOT ENUFF!!!
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