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New Stadium for Port Moresby

Port Moresby - In the off-season, the recent improvements to the stadiums located in Madang and Mount Hagen intensified pressure on Kittens management to put together a comprehensive refurbishment package for the dual use Seabass Memorial Office Depot Stadium. These plans finally came to fruition this week when construction was completed on the new field.

During the unveiling a team publicist was quoted as saying "The PFFL is known for its amazing stadiums. Greensburg's Magic Beans Field is known the world over for their gormet corn-shell tacos, bunless burgers, and free AIDS screenings. The Roadrunners wouldn't be the team we know without the Pink Monster and the fact that their glory-hole bathroom stalls are still made out of real wood. Even the Aqua Teens' NoTradeClauseDome is world-reknown for its ability to thumb an architechtural thumb at God himself (due to it's overwhelming ugliness , clumsy and inept construction, and general emotional spite towards the human condition.) Today Port Moresby joins this illustrious list of professional sports stadiums. Thank you!"

All around the league, people have been spitting out their coffee in amazement at the new stadium. Said one Kittens fan "Hey look at the Stadium that the Hoes are playing in! It is clearly being run in an ABSENTEE fashion. It's like no one is there, ever."

posted by The Minister of Information @ 10:42 AM