Math DESTROYED
South Dakota - In an unsuprising turn of events, the South Dakota Math were totally destroyed this week. What was suprising, however, was the unwillingness of Willie Parker to take the field. Said the coward " I just can't get on the same field with those fearsome Tampa Bay bruisers and that dashing young Leonard Little. What if I were to scuff my vest!? The horror." The owner of Math was unavailable for comment.With the final score coming in at 116.99-79.99, the Flowers increased their record to 3-1 and took over posession of first place (due to tiebreakers). Also at 3-1 are the Artie-Manning concieved Trojans and the very very old Roamers, though they both are looking sorry and ready to call it quits for the season.
Next week's competetion against the Padadena Roamers will have trappings of a playoff game due to their records, albeit a playoff game where the Flowers win and the Roamers go home to cry about it. When asked about their chance of victory, Roamers quarterback Matt Hasselbeck appeared confused and then returned to eating his lunch. When pressed, he stated in a restrained manner "I'm trying to enjoy my delicious sandwich, please stop asking me about our obvious defeat next week."
posted by The Minister of Information @ 6:39 PM
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