Keenan McCardell Upset!
Port Moresby - Keenan McCardell went on record today complaining about Flowers management. His long winded tirade centered around the Flowers having him on the trading block for over fourweeks. In that time McCardell has been one of the Flowers' most suprising stars, totalling 257 yards and four touchdown receptions.McCardell explained "When I was a young man, I worked the steam-train line as a bellboy. Every night I'd go to sleep on my goose feather mattress under the stars (which were in different positions in the sky because it was so fucking long ago) and dream about being an NFL player. Well here I am, centuries later and I am not about to sit here quietly while I am being disrespected." McCardell then turned off his hearing aid in order to easily ignore reporters' questions.
posted by The Minister of Information @ 9:56 AM
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