Gay Momz employ Beater of Women
Greensburg - Yet again, a disgusting choice from the front offices of Professional Fantasy Football. The Gay Momz are gleefully employing the scumbag Larry Johnson, who in his spare time beats women. These include girlfriends and just ladies that happen to cross his path.Said Johnson " "This is something I...want to be named...a woman beater because that is...my M.O.," he said Wednesday. "That is...how I was raised."
The owner of the Flowers was unavailable for comment, but a spokesman said "We were hoping to draft him in a later round, but because of his obvious character issues we were unable to get him before the Gay Momz took him off the board. He's an obviously talented individual, and also seems to really enjoy striking women or throwing them to the ground."
posted by The Minister of Information @ 5:57 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home