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Tom Brady does it again

Port Moresby - Another thrilling performance notched by playboy and ultimate man Tom Brady. With this week's game spilling over from thursday to monday (somehow), Brady was able to lead the perfect life while going 24/38 with over 300 yards passing and 2 touchdowns. He did it all while dating model Bridget Moynahan and constantly playing with his three superbowl rings.

This is, of course, three more rings than the great Dan Marino has.

After the game, Brady said that he was looking into flying and breathing fire again, having taken a sabattical to focus on his cancer-ending research. Asked if performances like thursday night would be par for the course, Brady replied simply "Earthly concerns are your interest, but I have gone beyond your science and culture." Early speculation hints that this may be a reference to the Patriot's mid-game switch between the 3-4 and the 4-3, more likely is that Brady's wisdom won't be understood or truly grasped for years to come.

posted by The Minister of Information @ 11:57 AM