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Gay Momz employ Molestee

Greensburg - Even more shocking news from the world of professional fantasy football. It seems that the Greensburg Gay Momz are putting a troubled young man on the field, a man that was molested.

While other teams have managed to staff entire rosters without any molested players, it seems the Gay Momz don't think that the unwritten rules of sports apply to them. Their blatant flaunting of molestee Lavernues Coles' past sexual history has sent the entire league into a tizzy. What will the flamboyant leader of the Gay Momz do next?

Coles (who was molested) in an interview earlier this week, said "I haven't talked about [molestation] in … forever, but I know that holding something like [being molested] inside has been a burden for so long...For [a man that was molested as a child] to get on this platform that I have, having been in the league and have all the media attention that we have, I think [molestation]'s something that should be said."

posted by The Minister of Information @ 2:21 PM