Lots of movement from the Flowers
Port Moresby -Wow! What a week to report!!! There have been movements all around the league, with several high impact vets getting CHOPPED! You may notice that the Flowers dropped the entire Bears defense, as well as the underperfoming running back DeShawn Foster.
Stephen Alexander also was cut, which will surely hurt the Flowers' salary cap next year. The loss of all 11 Bears starters means that the team will be relying on the ancient and all wise defense of Tampa Bay in order to stop the Nashers this week. No offensive linemen have yet been signed, nor have any plans been made to compensate for this very strange tactic. An insider with the organization mentioned possibly playing "iron man" football.
In stranger news, Michael Jenkins was brought in to backup the demonically talented and retarded Terrell Owens. Unfortunately, Owens was visibly scared after seeing his reflection in Jenkins' bright smile and immediately forced Flowers management to trade Jenkins away.
Jenkins' spot on the bench will be held by Dominic Rhodes, who spent his first day in camp tieing Edgerrin James' shoes and fetching his water. When asked for a comment, Rhodes simply sighed and replied "With Luck, Edge will break his head open. I could really use some carries, as the performance clauses in my contract are really the only reason I play."
Reuben Droughns, another mid-week addition was seen playing with children's games and laughing at simple humor.
Kevin Curtis spent his first week for the Flowers on the bench, where even lowly Derrick Mason gave him shit. Said Mason "Look at you! Can't even get on the field, and I, the great Derrick Mason get to play nearly ever week. HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!111!!one!"
posted by The Minister of Information @ 6:04 PM
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