Gay Momz are Soundly Defeated
Greensburg - An expected clash of the titans ended up being a dominant game by the Flowers. Despite starting the half stupid Donald Driver across from the nearly retired Keenan McCardell, the Flowers were able to dominate both sides of the ball this sunday.Were the Flowers that good, or were the Gay Momz simply that bad? The Gay Momz, who came out of the tunnel in an dazed stupor, were full of excuses and complaints. Said team skipper Ladanian Tomlinson: " I thought this was going to be more like training camp where we lept around while our one-tittied ladyfriends watched and Mike [Clayton] sang in falsetto...[we] never expected to have to deal with these ravishing brutes and their excellent play." Ladanian then wept in a girlish fashion.
Highlights of the day included McCardell's 128 yard, 2 TD performance. It came despite his reliance on a walker for much of the third quarter, and his demand during the fourth that he be allowed to "nap." Donald Driver managed to stink up the field in his 4 quarters of play, and we asked his teammate Derrick Mason for a comment we received a cryptic "If I had been playing I would have caught twice as many balls for twice as many yards."
Also impressive this week was the Flower's dominence in the ESPN 3 on 3 street basketball tournament. The Flower's bench fielded a team of Matt Jones, Antonio Gates and Julius Peppers - all standout basketball players during college. When asked about their win, Jones said "Duuude, Peppers totally rawked! The tourney was awesome!"
posted by The Minister of Information @ 11:21 PM
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Yo holmes, it's the first game. Coach G told us to just go easy so we ain't hurt fo the playoffs. When you're watchin us there, go back and read this post to know what winning feels like. I am talking smack.
Who would have ever guessed this would be the highlite of my career?
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