Frank Gore : Gores Whores!!
SCOTTSDALE - The team once known as the AZ BEARS went through many changes in the offseason, including moving their stadium to Scottsdale and altering their team name to (more apt) "Whores". One thing that did not change, however, was their inability to defeat the Port Moresby Flowers.Frank Gore had 160 all purpose yards against a sieve-like Scottsdale defense, but the real margin of victory was had through the poor play and execution of Jake "the Joke" Plummer. Signed in the offseason by the Whores to "solve" their quarterback issues, Jake once again shit the bed and posted a 13-26, 134 yard, 3 int day.
He also lost a fumble and was sacked 3 times.
posted by The Minister of Information @ 11:22 AM
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