Flower Pre-Season Update
Port Moresby - The recently renamed "Fanson Memorial Stadium" still had wet paint signs up when the off-season cuts hit like a ton of bricks: Due to budgetary constraints and the lack of luxury-box sales, nearly the entire Kittens roster was released in the off-season.Several players car-pooled (in a refugee boat) to the nearby city of Seoul. The 2006 season will see the Flowers' starting lineup in Seoul blue when Edgerrin James, Tom Brady, Donald Driver, Derrick Mason, and Mark Clayton suit up against the returning champion Gay Momz this week. With luck the "ex-Flowers" curse will continue, and these players will follow the path of Keenan McCardell - forever stinking once they leave the island.
In happier news, returning from last year are Antonio Gates, Frank Gore, Julius Peppers, Doug Gabriel and the beast known as Matt Jones. The rest of the team has been filled with a "not ready for primetime" players like Chester Taylor and Heath Miller. Will these orphaned players spell success for the Flowers?? HISTORY SAYS YES!!!!
posted by The Minister of Information @ 5:35 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home