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Brady Blows it again, Palmer's Head Explodes

Burbank - The well oiled machine known as the Port Moresby Flowers is no more. The Flowers fell again sunday, losing by approximately 50 points to the lowly Testeverdes. With two losses in their last three games, the Flowers can potentially fall out of first place next week- a position they've held the entire year.

This loss was quickly blamed on coaching decisions, as several players on the bench were clearly better than those who played.

This was never more apparent than in the play of Tom Brady over Carson Palmer. Tom Brady's sub-sub par performance was only offset by the pre-game announcement that he now suffers from the crippling disease known as Downs Syndrome (MONGOLOID.) Despite this announcement, made over the stadium speakers, Brady was still allowed to play and start - infuriating Carson Palmer. Palmer was so insensed (after Brady's fourth interception) that his head literally exploded. He's listed as probable for next week.

Said Brady " Passing is fun! Do you want to play catch with me? Greg [Wesley] is my friend, I throw to him! "

posted by The Minister of Information @ 10:27 AM