Flowers Win Again, Fans Apathetic
PORT MORESBY - Another win by the Flowers, this time a simple 138.04 to 91.53 defeat of the once proud Nasau Nashers. While many Flowers fans were eagerly anticipating a spirited rematch versus the team that earlier defeated the Flowers (handing them their first loss in week 2), their anticipation quickly turned to apathy.The game was, in a nutshell, a boring and easily predicted blowout. Fans were seen yawning and leaving the stadium in droves as soon as the second quarter, and the Port Moresby coaching staff began drinking far earlier than normal.
Standout performances in the unexciting contest included Carson Palmers 222 yards passing with 3 TDs, and the defense getting 3 sacks, 3 fumbles recovered, and 2 interceptions. Even the statisticians were bored, however, and these numbers were unverified.
In other news, the Greensburg Gay Momz quaterback Jake "The Joke" Plummer is set and ready to shit the bed.
posted by The Minister of Information @ 10:51 PM
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