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Port Moresby - Due to the recent earthquake centered near Port Moresby, there has been a recent dearth in Flowers reporting. Many of the Flowers starters and media have been selflessly helping the victims of this quake, staying up late and missing practices in order to aid these poor, unfotunate New Gueneans.

In an unfortunate show of non-solidarity, players from both South Dakota and Pasadena refused to help out the many people left destitute by the earthquake. They instead practiced hard and won their late season games against the valliant Flowers, who were (as mentioned earlier) tired and exhausted from all their humanitarian work.

For their inhumane behavior, the Roamers and Math were universally panned. They slunk into the consolation bracket (Roamers) or simply the gutter (Math).

These losses plunged the Flowers into third place to end the season. With the damage finally repaired, will the Flowers again be able to take the field and succeed? HISTORY SAYS YES GO FLOWERS.

posted by The Minister of Information @ 5:40 PM