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Port Moresby - A sad state of affairs this weekend, as the match between the Port Moresby Flowers and the Greensburg Gay Momz instead turned into a slaughter. With Carson Palmer and Antonio Gates sitting out in order to "...make the game more interesting", an uninspired Flowers crew fell to the mercenary outfit known as the Gay Momz.

The Momz have made waves around the league due to their high-profile free agent signings, as well as their steadfast disloyalty to all their players. Nary a week has gone by without Momz management cutting a promising young rookie or ruining a valiant veteran's chance to retire with the city they love.

This "new brand" of football has served them well, however, and they enter the week a suprising 6-4 and with the possibility of making the playoffs for the first time. While football purists are shamed by their actions, the Momz feel that the "honor" and "sportsmanship" of the game should take second seat to the new ideals of "winning percentage" and "points."

In response, the Flowers this week cut aspiring young TE Jeremy Wiggins, and replaced him with a partially shaved mountain gorilla. The young gorilla, known affectionately as "Matt Jones" will play slot reciever.

posted by The Minister of Information @ 10:09 AM