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Port Moresby : A Wall of Stone

Chinchilla, Mexico - The Flowers came into week 7 with a mission : to stop the high-flying air attack of the dreaded Chinchillas. They were able to do just that, holding the trio of Chinchilla recievers to zero catches for zero yards in a dominant 120.17-59.65 win. The Tampa Bay defensive unit accomplished this through constant pressure on Trent Dilfer, who ended up the day 16-30 with an interception.

Said Donald Driver "While we have a lot of respect for our fellow professionals, Trent Dilfer clearly is a terrible, terrible quarterback. They should go get someone off the waiver wire like Kurt Warner, who threw 16 less incompletions this week and one less interception." Derek Mason was more vocal: standing atop a downed Chinchilla linemen late in the game, he grabbed a sideline reporter and announced "FLOWERS AIN'T COMING OUT STRONG, WE'RE ALREADY [uninteligible], BITCH! WE AIN'T STOPPIN, WE [uninteligible] DEATH!"

This win was the fourth straight for the surging Flowers, and kept them in a tie for first in the division. With a head to head matchup vs the Balcoholics looming in week 8, the Flowers can assure themselves a spot in a playoff with two more consecutive wins. Said Tom Brady "Two is the same as one, is the same as none. All is together."

If that doesn't sum up Flower football, I don't know what does.

posted by The Minister of Information @ 11:13 AM