Flowers Destroy Trojans!
LaJolla - The Flowers reached midseason at a league-leading 6-1 with their 126.41-88.82 win over the Trojans. Standouts for the Flowers included Edgerrin James (139 yd, 2 TD) and Donald "The Duck" Driver (114, 1 TD). The win was distinguised by Carson Palmer's worst game of the season, a 21 for 37 performance for 227 yards and 2 interceptions. Said Palmer " I refuse to rock out until you trade Pretty Boy [Tom] Brady!"The Trojans dropped to 3-4, just out of playoff contention. While their owner was unavailable for comment, Jerry Porter summed up their team as "a pack of wild, uncontrollable beasts. Not in a terrifying manner, have you, but more simply that we are without discipline and shit all over the place."
Next week will feature a matchup against the 6-1 Balcoholics, with the entire league looking on while they determine who controls first place. On monday the Balcoholics announced their future plans to trade Santanna Moss and Steve Smith for a sack of magic beans. After the trade Ron Mexico has announced plans to eat the beans and throw for three touchdowns, a feat that he has never accomplished in one game.
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