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Nashau Nashes Teeth Over Newest Loss

Nashau - John Carney has historically been known as the ugliest Flower, but now he has a new distinction as well : ugliest Flower to ever win a game almost singlehandedly!!

With Nashau rallying late in the game, the tiny and ugly Carney entered the game and immediately drop-kicked a field goal. To the astonished players and fans, this field goal was counted, despite the fact that the regulation ball and line of scrimmage were nearly 40 yards away and the Flowers were not in posession of the ball.

Although completely against all regulations and rules of play, the referee and scorekeeper continued to allow his field goals to stand, even after several complaints from the Nashau management and players. While the game continued to be played far away, Carney just hung out at the 20 yard line of the Nashers, kicking FG after FG. Truely inspirational.

His play was so stunning that Matt Jones collapsed in a weeping pile, possibly ending his season with a partially torn sense of self.

posted by The Minister of Information @ 8:59 AM