Monday, December 19, 2005

Incredible Victory in H-Town

H-Town- The Flowers' up and down season took another turn this week, as the Flowers defeated the H-Town Balcoholics 90.93-76.89. The Balcoholics had been on a tear in recent weeks, and hadn't scored less than 100 points since week 9 - they had won four of their last five and nearly finished the season in first place. The Flowers, on the other hand, were in the midst of the worst losing streak of the franchise's proud history.

What came next was something for the record books. The normally balmy H-Town suffered sub-zero temperatures, catching the fair-weather team off guard. The Flowers, used to the earthquakes, insect plagues and monsoons that constantly trouble Port Moresby, had little problem with this change in weather. They bore down and stifled the Balcoholics in an impressive defensive struggle, holding them to their lowest point total since week 2.

Standouts for the Flowers included Carson Palmer (3 TD, 2 INT) and the new superstar Ryan Moats (78 YDS, TD).

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Saturday, December 10, 2005

BACK ON THE AIR

Port Moresby - Due to the recent earthquake centered near Port Moresby, there has been a recent dearth in Flowers reporting. Many of the Flowers starters and media have been selflessly helping the victims of this quake, staying up late and missing practices in order to aid these poor, unfotunate New Gueneans.

In an unfortunate show of non-solidarity, players from both South Dakota and Pasadena refused to help out the many people left destitute by the earthquake. They instead practiced hard and won their late season games against the valliant Flowers, who were (as mentioned earlier) tired and exhausted from all their humanitarian work.

For their inhumane behavior, the Roamers and Math were universally panned. They slunk into the consolation bracket (Roamers) or simply the gutter (Math).

These losses plunged the Flowers into third place to end the season. With the damage finally repaired, will the Flowers again be able to take the field and succeed? HISTORY SAYS YES GO FLOWERS.

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