The Internet has Returned to Port Moresby!!!
Port Moresby- Due to the recent civil strife here in Port Moresby, we have infrequently been keeping tabs on the famous Flowers and Kittens players. Our coverage of the Baby Ducks' last season was frankly an embarrassment.
This will all change, however! While recently the Internet was "spotty", "slow", and "unable to load the basic yahoo fantasy sports player screen" - we have signed a new deal with ISP Barney's Beanery to provide regular and uninterrupted Internet support to the entire island! Victory!
In other news, there was this place called "Big Wangs" and they're a bunch of assholes.
posted by The Minister of Information @ 11:20 AM
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